तो क्या इन्हें देखकर पिघल गए स्टैंड-अप कॉमेडियन जाकिर खान!

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बहुत कम उम्र में मासूमियत बेच दी मैंने, अब पता चला बहुत महंगी चीज़ सस्ते में निकाल दी हमने.

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ये शेर है बहुत ही पॉपुलर कॉमेडियन और शायर जाकिर खान का, जो उन्होंने एक टीवी एक्ट्रेस को देखकर कहा.

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ये टीवी एक्ट्रेस और कोई नहीं बल्कि पलक तिवारी की मां और पॉपुलर टीवी एक्ट्रेस यानी श्वेता तिवारी हैं.

[{ "selector": ".kkjip-a", "duration": "1000ms", "fill": "forwards", "delay": "0ms", "keyframes": [ {"offset": 0, "transform": "translateX(-91.36607023097932px)", "opacity": "1"}, {"offset": 1, "transform": "translateX(0)", "opacity": "1"} ] }, { "selector": ".jeigo-a", "duration": "1000ms", "fill": "forwards", "delay": "0ms", "keyframes": [ {"offset": 0, "transform": "translateX(calc(360px - 287px))", "opacity": "1"}, {"offset": 1, "transform": "translateX(0)", "opacity": "1"} ] }, { "selector": ".wudet-a", "duration": "1000ms", "fill": "forwards", "delay": "0ms", "keyframes": [ {"offset": 0, "transform": "translateX(calc(360px - 129px))", "opacity": "1"}, {"offset": 1, "transform": "translateX(0)", "opacity": "1"} ] }, { "selector": ".qqgjk-a", "duration": "1000ms", "fill": "forwards", "delay": "0ms", "keyframes": [ {"offset": 0, "transform": "translateX(-254px)", "opacity": "1"}, {"offset": 1, "transform": "translateX(0)", "opacity": "1"} ] }, { "selector": ".galjr-a", "duration": "1000ms", "fill": "forwards", "delay": "1000ms", "keyframes": [ {"offset": 0, "opacity": 0}, {"offset": 1, "opacity": "1"} ] }]

श्वेता तिवारी और जाकिर खान एक इवेंट में साथ थे, और वहां कॉमेडियन ने एक्ट्रेस को देख ये बात कही.

[{ "selector": ".xfrkc-a", "duration": "1000ms", "fill": "forwards", "delay": "0ms", "keyframes": [ {"offset": 0, "transform": "translateX(-91.36607023097932px)", "opacity": "1"}, {"offset": 1, "transform": "translateX(0)", "opacity": "1"} ] }, { "selector": ".zekrl-a", "duration": "1000ms", "fill": "forwards", "delay": "0ms", "keyframes": [ {"offset": 0, "transform": "translateX(calc(360px - 287px))", "opacity": "1"}, {"offset": 1, "transform": "translateX(0)", "opacity": "1"} ] }, { "selector": ".ksors-a", "duration": "1000ms", "fill": "forwards", "delay": "0ms", "keyframes": [ {"offset": 0, "transform": "translateX(calc(360px - 129px))", "opacity": "1"}, {"offset": 1, "transform": "translateX(0)", "opacity": "1"} ] }, { "selector": ".qsugz-a", "duration": "1000ms", "fill": "forwards", "delay": "0ms", "keyframes": [ {"offset": 0, "transform": "translateX(-254px)", "opacity": "1"}, {"offset": 1, "transform": "translateX(0)", "opacity": "1"} ] }, { "selector": ".twxfw-a", "duration": "1000ms", "fill": "forwards", "delay": "1000ms", "keyframes": [ {"offset": 0, "opacity": 0}, {"offset": 1, "opacity": "1"} ] }]

वहीं, आगे जाकिर खान ने ये भी बताया कि आखिर सख्त लौंडा कहां पिघलता है.

[{ "selector": ".mliux-a", "duration": "1000ms", "fill": "forwards", "delay": "0ms", "keyframes": [ {"offset": 0, "transform": "translateX(-91.36607023097932px)", "opacity": "1"}, {"offset": 1, "transform": "translateX(0)", "opacity": "1"} ] }, { "selector": ".inltw-a", "duration": "1000ms", "fill": "forwards", "delay": "0ms", "keyframes": [ {"offset": 0, "transform": "translateX(calc(360px - 287px))", "opacity": "1"}, {"offset": 1, "transform": "translateX(0)", "opacity": "1"} ] }, { "selector": ".fdfcs-a", "duration": "1000ms", "fill": "forwards", "delay": "0ms", "keyframes": [ {"offset": 0, "transform": "translateX(calc(360px - 129px))", "opacity": "1"}, {"offset": 1, "transform": "translateX(0)", "opacity": "1"} ] }, { "selector": ".mwimk-a", "duration": "1000ms", "fill": "forwards", "delay": "0ms", "keyframes": [ {"offset": 0, "transform": "translateX(-254px)", "opacity": "1"}, {"offset": 1, "transform": "translateX(0)", "opacity": "1"} ] }, { "selector": ".qupxc-a", "duration": "1000ms", "fill": "forwards", "delay": "1000ms", "keyframes": [ {"offset": 0, "opacity": 0}, {"offset": 1, "opacity": "1"} ] }]

जाकिर ने कहा कि सख्त लौंडा वो नहीं जो कभी न पिघले, सख्त लौंडा वो जो सही जगह पिघले.

[{ "selector": ".rward-a", "duration": "1000ms", "fill": "forwards", "delay": "0ms", "keyframes": [ {"offset": 0, "transform": "translateX(-91.36607023097932px)", "opacity": "1"}, {"offset": 1, "transform": "translateX(0)", "opacity": "1"} ] }, { "selector": ".nbkbd-a", "duration": "1000ms", "fill": "forwards", "delay": "0ms", "keyframes": [ {"offset": 0, "transform": "translateX(calc(360px - 287px))", "opacity": "1"}, {"offset": 1, "transform": "translateX(0)", "opacity": "1"} ] }, { "selector": ".ggngz-a", "duration": "1000ms", "fill": "forwards", "delay": "0ms", "keyframes": [ {"offset": 0, "transform": "translateX(calc(360px - 129px))", "opacity": "1"}, {"offset": 1, "transform": "translateX(0)", "opacity": "1"} ] }, { "selector": ".stbkq-a", "duration": "1000ms", "fill": "forwards", "delay": "0ms", "keyframes": [ {"offset": 0, "transform": "translateX(-254px)", "opacity": "1"}, {"offset": 1, "transform": "translateX(0)", "opacity": "1"} ] }, { "selector": ".reeie-a", "duration": "1000ms", "fill": "forwards", "delay": "1000ms", "keyframes": [ {"offset": 0, "opacity": 0}, {"offset": 1, "opacity": "1"} ] }]

बता दें, कॉमेडियन जाकिर खान स्टैंडअप कॉमेडी के अलावा 'आपका अपना जाकिर' नाम का शो भी चलाते हैं.

[{ "selector": ".dnigm-a", "duration": "1000ms", "fill": "forwards", "delay": "0ms", "keyframes": [ {"offset": 0, "transform": "translateX(-91.36607023097932px)", "opacity": "1"}, {"offset": 1, "transform": "translateX(0)", "opacity": "1"} ] }, { "selector": ".womfe-a", "duration": "1000ms", "fill": "forwards", "delay": "0ms", "keyframes": [ {"offset": 0, "transform": "translateX(calc(360px - 287px))", "opacity": "1"}, {"offset": 1, "transform": "translateX(0)", "opacity": "1"} ] }, { "selector": ".mudfi-a", "duration": "1000ms", "fill": "forwards", "delay": "0ms", "keyframes": [ {"offset": 0, "transform": "translateX(calc(360px - 129px))", "opacity": "1"}, {"offset": 1, "transform": "translateX(0)", "opacity": "1"} ] }, { "selector": ".mwrfn-a", "duration": "1000ms", "fill": "forwards", "delay": "0ms", "keyframes": [ {"offset": 0, "transform": "translateX(-254px)", "opacity": "1"}, {"offset": 1, "transform": "translateX(0)", "opacity": "1"} ] }, { "selector": ".jogcm-a", "duration": "1000ms", "fill": "forwards", "delay": "1000ms", "keyframes": [ {"offset": 0, "opacity": 0}, {"offset": 1, "opacity": "1"} ] }]

इस शो में उनके साथ श्वेता तिवारी भी मौजूद हैं.

[{ "selector": ".znmdd-a", "duration": "1000ms", "fill": "forwards", "delay": "0ms", "keyframes": [ {"offset": 0, "transform": "translateX(-91.36607023097932px)", "opacity": "1"}, {"offset": 1, "transform": "translateX(0)", "opacity": "1"} ] }, { "selector": ".xpifg-a", "duration": "1000ms", "fill": "forwards", "delay": "0ms", "keyframes": [ {"offset": 0, "transform": "translateX(calc(360px - 287px))", "opacity": "1"}, {"offset": 1, "transform": "translateX(0)", "opacity": "1"} ] }, { "selector": ".ujxci-a", "duration": "1000ms", "fill": "forwards", "delay": "0ms", "keyframes": [ {"offset": 0, "transform": "translateX(calc(360px - 129px))", "opacity": "1"}, {"offset": 1, "transform": "translateX(0)", "opacity": "1"} ] }, { "selector": ".kankd-a", "duration": "1000ms", "fill": "forwards", "delay": "0ms", "keyframes": [ {"offset": 0, "transform": "translateX(-254px)", "opacity": "1"}, {"offset": 1, "transform": "translateX(0)", "opacity": "1"} ] }, { "selector": ".dpblq-a", "duration": "1000ms", "fill": "forwards", "delay": "1000ms", "keyframes": [ {"offset": 0, "opacity": 0}, {"offset": 1, "opacity": "1"} ] }]

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तो क्या इन्हें देखकर पिघल गए स्टैंड-अप कॉमेडियन जाकिर खान!

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बहुत कम उम्र में मासूमियत बेच दी मैंने, अब पता चला बहुत महंगी चीज़ सस्ते में निकाल दी हमने.

Image Credit: Instagram/zakirkhan_208

ये शेर है बहुत ही पॉपुलर कॉमेडियन और शायर जाकिर खान का, जो उन्होंने एक टीवी एक्ट्रेस को देखकर कहा.

Image Credit: Instagram/zakirkhan_208

ये टीवी एक्ट्रेस और कोई नहीं बल्कि पलक तिवारी की मां और पॉपुलर टीवी एक्ट्रेस यानी श्वेता तिवारी हैं.

Image Credit: Instagram/shweta.tiwari

श्वेता तिवारी और जाकिर खान एक इवेंट में साथ थे, और वहां कॉमेडियन ने एक्ट्रेस को देख ये बात कही.

Image Credit: Instagram/shweta.tiwari

वहीं, आगे जाकिर खान ने ये भी बताया कि आखिर सख्त लौंडा कहां पिघलता है.

Image Credit: Instagram/zakirkhan_208

जाकिर ने कहा कि सख्त लौंडा वो नहीं जो कभी न पिघले, सख्त लौंडा वो जो सही जगह पिघले.

Image Credit: Instagram/zakirkhan_208

बता दें, कॉमेडियन जाकिर खान स्टैंडअप कॉमेडी के अलावा 'आपका अपना जाकिर' नाम का शो भी चलाते हैं.

Image Credit: Instagram/zakirkhan_208

इस शो में उनके साथ श्वेता तिवारी भी मौजूद हैं.

Image Credit: Instagram/shweta.tiwari

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